The soft wolf read thru Emerald Forest he was lookin' to made a bed, There in the spindly thicket softly did he tread the soft wolf tread
Sure was starved
and thru his silver coat his ribs shown sharply carved The hand that feeds was pickin' weeds Sure looked starved
Up comes Hood, he's beautiful
as a sirloin steak to a pit bull chained up It's good to see such an old friend again such an old friend again such an old friend again.
THen he said Dear Hood what brings you to this neck of the woods in your scarlet cape and your basket full of grapes what lures you to the woods
The soft wolf tread the clearing and he's nervously tugging on his earring he talked how good such and old friend again....
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anyways....I just love that song..it is really eerie and dark and clever.
Ok..I'll go now.
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Oh yea, Last night I drank a bunch of butterscotch schnapps with Baileys and half-half (a bastard version of a buttery nipple)...delicious..and I decided I had to play random DJ so I entertained (or irked) Tap and Jay with thiings such as Judas Priest, Cheap Trick (I was happy to find that Tap loves Cheap Trick as much as I do!) Hank Williams Sr, X...boy..pretty varied, huh? I drank enough water so I don't feel hungover. Tap was pleased with the BBQ at the Ok Corral. TOO bad Otis and Winston weren't there, though. Just some mild-mannered middle aged white guy. We ate ribs, hot links, greens, hush puppies and potato salad and they ate fried cat fish (I hate fish..I passed)..my tummy ws full and it was beautiful. Tap also gave me this hilarious book (can't remember that name of it) but it is basically a "Would you rather.." book. Some of the questions were "Would you rather clean your teeth with the sawed up tail of a dead wild rat or brush your teeth using a communal tooth brush from the local prison?" We all opted for the prison toothbrush. Another nasty one was "Would you rather have a dead mouse in your butt or a dead frog in your mouth?" We all opted for the dead frog in the mouth. Can't wait to read more of those. She also gave me a Cop doll..he is the POLICE..he is the LAW. He looks tough. I might take out my Kitty Fun Barbie and have those two GET IT ON! Just kidding (well..I might do it for fun, though...I'll let ya know!)
Well....we'll see what tonight holds in store!!