God: Hey Tater...

Me: Yes God?

God: Get your stinkin' body into that fucking bathtub RIGHT NOW!

Me: Yes Sir *does a salute*

God: Oh and Tater...don't come outta that bathroom until a smile has replaced that ridiculous "poor me" scowl

Me: *sheepish* Oh GOD DAMN IT (oh, sorry God!) ok, I'll try..

God: thank you my child, and ROCK ON!

*goes to run the bath*