The new kitten (God, let me say it again: We now have FIVE cats!) is mewing like a mouse while Larry is brushing her belly.

We just got back from camping. While squatting on the ground one night trying to piss I think I got the cuff of my pants wet. Highly disturbing (not really)..*shhh...don't tell anybody cuz I didn't!*

Had a dream last night (sleeping in tents fucks with my head I think) about Nick Cave. We were dating and he had the most amazing clothes on! I'm digging Grinderman, by the way!

Uh..yea. I don't think I remember how to write entertaining entries anymore! I will practice on my etch-a-sketch!

do the jerk * do the frug