I have a craving for beets. I suddenly want to wear nothing but mustard yellow and rust colored clothing. I have MASSIVE knee-hi sock addiction (esp. striped ones!) and they are back in style yet again. I like silky boy shorts (for myself, not on boys!) I love the way the kitten pisses every cat off in our room within a matter of just a few seconds as she goes into hop hop rabbit/bear attack tackle mode. I love marigolds. I love pesto pasta salad. I can't stop listening to Death From Above 1979. The air is cool and thick but the sun is blinding and I refuse to wear sun glasses. I locked myself out of the house this morning (4:30 am) as I went downstairs to let the cats in. I forgot that our newly fixed front door doesn't stick anymore and I have a habit of always locking it and sure enough it closed on me! I knocked loudly but Larry was in the shower. I had to pee. I was in pajamas. I went around to the back deck and thank god the windows were open. I yelled his name as quietly as I could. He let me in. He left the house for work and then called me my cell because he had left all his keys inside the house. We are both retarded, obviously! I think the power might go out any minute. The construction people are putting a new window into the living room and the lights are flickering. My stomach is growling. My wrists are aching. My mouth is dry. My shoulders ache. My heart feels good. My cats are waiting for me. My entry has ended.

do the jerk * do the frug