2008-04-10 : Arthur Brown, Constipation and Loose Morals
Two entries two days in a row. Fucking amazing! I feel "chatty" and there is nobody here so I'll talk to my computer.

I go through these mini obsessions sometimes. They can last weeks or months, this one will probably only last a few hours.

This morning is ALL about "THE CRAZY WORLD OF ARTHUR BROWN" (I almost typed Arthur Lee, ha ha!)...I love Youtube. Move over Alice Cooper...there is Arthur Brown. I love watching his videos on YouTube (or at least this morning I do!) I always liked "Fire" but wasn't familiar with his other stuff. He's a bad ass in the most ridiculous sense. Just go search him out on YouTube. You'll laugh. He's actually pretty hot without all the make up and shiny costumes on!

Ok, yea..that ends my gushing about Arthur Brown. It isn't like I even like him THAT Much...ok, tater, STOP RAMBLING..Ok, Diaryland, I will, Sorry!

L and I went for our first visit to a fertility specialist on Tuesday. Really nice folks! We have (until they run more tests) "unexplained infertility"...Personally, I just think it has to do with the fact that I'm 38 years old. OLD AGE (for having babies, anyway)....but I'm confident we'll be preggers in the next 6 months with the Fertility Center's help.

They did some blood tests on me to check ovarian functions (and actually now I can't remember what the tests were testing..duh! I need to call and ask and see when I can get the results)..and Larry gets to "spill his seed" in a specimen cup on Saturday morning and then we rush it over to the clinic for testing. I hope his swimmers are Olympic Athletes:) Because mom died of ovarian cancer, they want to give me a transvaginal ultrasound (nothing quite beats being penetrated by something other than a penis! Ha!) on the 3rd day of my menses to make sure my ovaries look healthy. Then they will start me on Clomid. Who knows...there is always a chance (if I do get pregnant on Clomid) that I will have twins. I wouldn't mind, actually....Two kids at once...better than being pregnant twice, I think. I'll keep you all posted (and I'll give you all the gruesome details, too!) on how this all goes. I'm pretty excited. I have this feeling that I will get pregnant in June...but I've had these feelings before and was wrong. What do I know? I think it'd be funny if come August 30th (when our wedding shindig happens) if I was a few months pregnant.

I've been feeling sort of constipated this week. Not sure why. I'm drinking my normal amounts of fluid and I always eat fiber, so what's the deal? It's annoying. I'm not constipated to the point of where nothing is coming out, but it's just..well, HARD. Hmmm...two entries in a row discussing poop, so UNLIKE ME (ha ha...my close friends know how much we all talk about our BMs!) Ok, I am being really gross today. Just not censoring myself.

Random subject change:
Another one of my long running obsession s are movies from the early 30's that were made before the Hays code. I got "Three on a Match" and "Woman" from Netflix. I'm looking forward to early film depictions of loose women, drug abuse, insanity, etc. These movies are great! Another awesome one is "The Divorcee"..check 'em out if you want to see racy Hollywood before people started sleeping in separate beds and being wholesome!