Within an hour of being awake, I saw something extraordinary while on the bus to work. There was a man and this man was staggering and had on a filthy yellow fleece coat. He also had pants on but he might as well have been naked because the entire seat of his pants was ripped and hanging by his knees and I THINK he was wearing underwear but I'm not sure..his entire ass area was showing. I sincerely wished I'd had a pair of pants in his size at that precise moment. People shouldn't go around with buttless pants!

do the jerk * do the frug