WHO on God's Green earth cuts up their spaghetti while eating it? Call me a pig, call me WEIRD but that just is so irritating to watch. Some dainty girl with a big diamond engagement ring on, wearing a white sweater..carefully cutting up her noodles as if they are steak. I guess I feel the same way about people that cut up their pizza into little bites. I mean, COME ON PEOPLE!! I twirl and swirl those pasta noodles around my fork like there ain't no tommorrow and I shove that food in my face as if its my Last Supper, and I'm proud of my piggish table manners (I DO chew with my mouth closed, though!)

do the jerk * do the frug