I'm sick. I rarely get colds but I got one NOW. Not in my chest, thank god (hopefully it'll stay outta there) but I'm sick of sneezing and feeling drippy and then stuffy and my throat hurts and wah-wah-wah. Has anyone had chestnuts roasting on an open fire? Has anyone had Christmas on Christmas Island? Cuz I haven't.

do the jerk * do the frug