2003-02-06 : A heart-felt email from the White House e-correspondence staff!! BAHAHAHAHAHA!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA: This is the response you get when you "email" the "president":

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Thank you for emailing President Bush. Your ideas and comments are very

important to him.

For up-to-date information about the President and his policies, please check

the White House web site at www.whitehouse.gov.

Unfortunately, because of the large volume of email received, the President

cannot personally respond to each message. However, the White House staff

considers and reports citizen ideas and concerns.

Again, thank you for your email. Your interest in the work of President Bush

and his administration is appreciated.

Sincerely,

The White House Office of E-Correspondence

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Please Note:

If the subject of your email was a request for a Presidential greeting, please

note that all greeting requests must be submitted in writing to the following

address:

The White House

Attn: Greetings Office

Room 39

Washington, D.C. 20502-0039

Please review the guidelines carefully before mailing your request to the White

House. The guidelines are accessible at:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/greeting/

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HA! I can't stop LAUGHING. PERFECT!!