Check it out (I'm not linking, sorry):

www.imaginarygirlfriend.com

Is that kooky or WHAT?? Anyways, I'm still sick. I feel like I have a lump of sizzling hot coal in my throat and the tearduct on my left eye is red and inflamed and the eyeball feels like it has pressure on it (glaucoma?)..OH MY GOD..what if I am coming down with PINK EYE? Hmmmm...I don't really have much else to say right now. My hands are cold and I believe I have food stuck in my teeth..that's about it, folks.

do the jerk * do the frug