I've obviously got the fucking FLU! I went to bed at 11:00 pm last night feeling just fine and woke up this morning at 4:30 am with everything coming out of both ends...Luckily the Pepto is slowly settling my GI tract but right now I can tell I have some sort of a fever. All I want to do is lie in a bathtub full of freezing cold vanilla ice cream. God Damn..I'm so PISSED too cuz I was gonna DarrylZero tommorrow and I was looking forward to that. I just emailed him my cancellation...I can't type anymore..must lay down...am SO DIZZY. Anyways..everybody feel sorry for me and send a "get well" card!zzzzzzzz

do the jerk * do the frug