2002-11-09 : I have been Re-named.
As to why I would let some insecure, sadistic stranger get under my skin so much as to make me cry, I have no idea. That was yesterday. This is today. I found this website that gives you gangsta names, porn stars names and pet names for lover/friends (and my cats, too!) My new gangsta name is: Mad Cow Canadian (??) and my porn star name is Sweatee Kung Fu Grip. Jay's Gangsta name is Good-ass hung daddy and I can't remember our pet names. One of them was uncannily accurate, something like mookie dooks (which is also close to what I call my cat opal)...I think the web-site was www.jason schock.com" or something like that. TOday I'm shopping for new glasses as my current frames are wrecked, getting anti-plaque rinse (thanks to my mother, I am now ADDICTED to using that rinse..your teeth feel so CLEAN (ummm...good...runs tongue over front teeth..remember that Pearl Drops commercial? HA HA) and tonight we are seeing Jackie & The Cedrics who are a bunch of little guys from Japan who wear matching blue prom suits (say circa 1957) and play STOMPING surf with a touch of rockabilly thrown in for the twang. Should be a good show, though it IS at the Sunset Tavern which is about as large as my frontroom..so it'll be PACKED. Oh well..I don't mind sweaty bodies pressed up against me (unless they aren't into deodarant)..I remember once deciding not to use deodarant and I bought this deodarant crystal rock thing that you rubbed against your skin. It is "natural" deodarant. Didn't work worth shit (as I suspected would be the case from the beginning)...Everybody's gotta try something new and in the "folk medicine" vein at least once in their life. My current thing is apple cider vinegar in water with some honey. It is supposed to be a curative tonic for all sorts of ailments. SO far it has just made me burp up the taste of vinegar, as if I've eaten Italian dressing non-stop. I might give this tonic up if I don't see improvements soon. I'm hungry..I'm going to Mr. Bill's for Biscuits and Gravy (or the disgusting "Biz and Jiz" as an old boyfriend once called it!)..Oh yea, I started studying for the GRE today. So far I'm just on vocab. and reading comprehension. Already my brain is tired. Just wait until I get to the math part. I can hardly wait.
